Christmas metaphor

Too much holiday already? Ready to crash? Boy do I have a video related to crashing for you. IT'S A METAPHOR, STUPID!

I just pooped my pants

Derp de derp.flv

Me own viper, drive vroom good *smash*

This Camaro is not being driven properly

MUST HEAT TIRES SMASH OH CRAP

Drags crash

Excuse me sir, you're doing it incorrectly

To celebrate my recent acquisition of a Miata, here is one plowing into an Elise(?)

Yea well my crumple zone is the whole cab, jerk

In communist China safety standards YOU

Daily Bean Delivery - Suzuki crash

Someone hand me some duct tape.

Gear? Who needs gear?

Sticking with the motorcycle theme, here is an incredibly lucky man.

Daily Bean Delivery - Car crashes galore

Vroom vroom, smash smash.

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